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A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
A beer is better than a woman – Rodney Carrington

A beer is much better than a woman, I’ll tell you why i’m...
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Bad Pickup Lines
Don't I know you from the bus
My mom has that same dress
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
How much...
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Burnin' Sensation
she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through
breath like a trash can dumpster,...
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Dancing With A Man
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me as I drank down one last...
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Dear Penis
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the...
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Gay Factory Worker
He's a...

Gay factory, worker from the south,
He'll take what you pee out of and put it in his...
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In Her Day
Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello
Grandma worked her fingers to the bone
While others were baking...
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It's To Late ( Radio Edit )
When we first met we made love every hour, now the days I always have to beg.
When we first met your stomache was...
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Little Things
When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know
Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper...
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Little Things That Piss Me Off (Radio Version)
When I'm sittin on a toilet, in a house that I dont know,
Looking all around me where the toilet paper...
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Masterbate
I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate
I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date
She...
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Momma's Got Her Boobs Out
I rember way back when i was just a boy,
goin places with my mom and dad,
used to scare me to death the way...
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Morning Wood
Moooooooorning Woood
Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!

Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good
Cuz underneath the...
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Pickup Truck
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy...
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Play Your Cards Wrong
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future...
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Snowman
who put the dick on the snowman
and embarrassed the family
could have used a ball bat
cucumber or...
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That's Just My Luck
I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower
Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn...
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The Chicken Song
I like my women like I like my chicken
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too...
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The Pubic Hair Song
1. Well i've found a crouch
and i'm finally bak
Watchin them peckerz try to get in her crack
I'm gettin...
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