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The Arrogant Worms




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A Man Has Needs
Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears
But I'm watching television, could you get me another...
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A Night On Dildo
Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all...
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A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
And here's a letter from Bill Macy of Gainesville, Florida
It appears to me that Gainsville Sun is withholding...
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Big Fat Road Manager
Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass...
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Car Full Of Pain
I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon
Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin'
I feel...
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Carrot Juice Is Murder
Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt...
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Celine Dion
I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
There's...
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Christmas Blues
Christmas is here, where did the time go?
Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go
I use to...
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Christmas Hangover
The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds
The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground...
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Christmas In Ignace
It's Christmas in Ignace
Mommy's got a rock
She'll give it to Daddy
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's...
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Christmas Is Almost Here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!

It's...
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Christmas Sucks
One year I got a dog for Christmas
And I gave it to the boy next door
Then I gave him my bike and my mom's...
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Christmas Turkey Blues
Hey kid, why the long face
Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place
You've been a bad kid all...
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Christmastime
It's the festive season
There's singing and shopping and joy
Santa's talking to children
The elves are...
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Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
Dad threw up on Christmas Day
He puked right on the serving tray
The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear...
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Dangerous
Darling for you
I think of what I'd so
To keep you safe and sound
I would climb the highest mountain...
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Dog Food Woman
Watchin' television one afternoon
Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon
Stopped by a station's commercial...
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Don't Go Into Politics
George Washington was the president
But now he's dead (dead)
Mackenzie King was Prime Minister
But now...
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Goin' Huntin'
Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer
And a great big bottle of rye
And boxes of ammo and guns to go...
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Great To Be A Nerd
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
The only light we ever see is from our moniter

We argue...
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Having Fun Is Bad For You
I used to go to all the parties
And make love to all the beautiful ladies
And I'd eat cheeseburgers with with...
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Heimlich Maneuver
I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver

The sun goes down on another day
A day where I haven't...
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Horizon
From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBY!
Comes this sordid tale of speed...
Murderous mayhem.....
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I Am Cow!!!!
I am Cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream...
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I Want To Look Like Arnold
I spend my days watching TV with a beer (Oooh-aah, you're fat)
It seems to cause my ample belly to appear...
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Jesus' Brother Bob
If you haven't heard of me
I wouldn't be surprised
I bet you know my relatives
Their names will never die...
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Johnny Came Home Headless
Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short
He'd forget to at doorways and often he'd get hurt
I took...
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Kill The Dog Next Door
I once was a happy man
Of sound and stable mind
Then my neighbour got a dog
He put a ribbon on its head...
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Killer Robots From Venus
About six months ago someone came by with a petition
Said "We want to stop these folks moving in next...
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Let There Be Guns
One, two, three, four...

we'd be free if great if everybody had a gun
we'd be free if everybody had a...
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Let's Go Bowling
Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls
And lets head to those heavenly halls
Sit on down and grab a beer...
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Log In To You
You double-clicked my heart
You've upgraded my life
You booted up my hard drive
Please be my cyber-wife...
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Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts
I met you in biology in high school
You told me after college we'd be wed
You were my favorite lab partner...
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Losing Hair Under God
The Lord above,
Sent his only son
To spread the word of God
To everyone.

Jesus cured the lepers...
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Mounted Animal Nature Trail
On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see
All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly...
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My Voice Is Changing
Last night when I went to bed
With tangled hair upon my head
In every way I really was a kid
It happened...
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No Sale/No Store
This week!
This week only!
No money down!
No payments till Spring!
No payments in Spring!
No...
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Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
Open my eyes, what a beautiful day
Just the type that makes me want to say hooray
I'm still a little...
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Proud T o Be A Banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
'Cause I get to play with...
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Rippy The Gator
Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go!
Billy and his family
Went...
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